We’ve always wanted a New Kid, but, just never got around to finding one. Is that something you put out an ad for? Actually strikes me as the sort of thing that just kind of falls into your lap one day, like a stray cat. 

However it’s normally done, I can honestly say we’re thrilled to have you! By the way, we don’t expect a Mark Wahlberg physique! Ixion knows we’ve got enough testosterone-infused competition going on between Odeon and Shiro. Make yourself at home in the Bird’s Nest, or check out other things the Historian has written here. Things will be hopping soon enough and we’ll figure out what jobs you’re best at. Eventually you may find yourself indispensable! I’ll be in touch in a few days, my friend!